Gay Marriage
Naturally, if he really cared about saving marriage, he would realize that more people got DIVORCED in Massachusetts during the same time as got gay married. And Massachusetts has the lowest divorce rate in the country. Good old God-fearing Texas has more than twice as many divorces per capita as Massachusetts, as does the rest of the Bible Belt, and more than twice as many pregnant teens. Now there's a record you could run proudly for President on. With 50% of all marriages ending in divorce, if Allard really wanted to save marriage, he would propose a constitutional amendment banning divorce. If the straight people love their marriage so much, they can keep them... permanently. No matter what. Til death does them part.
Here is how I see marriage in America today: it's like a beautiful, neglected neighborhood in desperate need of revitalization. No wonder the gays are attracted to the idea. They just want to come in and fix up the place and show you how it can be done right. The straights of course are outraged that the gays will show them up in another arena, as if we haven't already mopped the floor with them in Hollywood, the arts, literature, and most importantly, home decor!
Stop being such pussies and let the gays fix up marriage. It couldn't possibly be any worse off than it is right now.
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