Derek Hartley ([info]spacuna) wrote,
@ 2005-01-19 10:51:00
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Current mood: bitchy
Current music:America's Next Top Model theme song

The Passion of the Fashion

Look. You know I don't know anything about fashion. If I did, people wouldn't mistake me for a bike messenger when I walked into their fancy office building. That being said, the gays on the other end of the spectrum just keep going too far. Case in point, this little gem from the Fall 2005 collections just released this week:

Who is supposed to wear that? Its worse than those stretchy, shiny mesh shirts that everyone is too fat to wear. You know the ones that thirty-something club hunks wear that show every single fat pocket on their abdomen no matter how much they suck in. I dont know anyone that wouldnt look like a whale caught in a net in this thing. Horrible.


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[info]dipdewdog
2005-01-19 03:58 pm UTC (link)
can't wait to see that on the streets of new york... in NOVEMBER!

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[info]spacuna
2005-01-19 04:07 pm UTC (link)
It's Fall fashion for people who live on the equator. And who need to wear emergency fishing equipment should their line break. This model looks like a poster child for world hunger. I hope he catches something to eat soon before he catches the Typhoid.

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[info]starliner
2005-01-19 04:26 pm UTC (link)
i think he's kinda cute, but i like a little more shoulder and maybe a little more...

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[info]spacuna
2005-01-19 06:08 pm UTC (link)
Too skinny. I feel like his mother. I look at him and I worry. Eat something!

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Less a Whale, and More...
(Anonymous)
2005-01-19 04:33 pm UTC (link)
...one of those macrame plant hangers that my mother used to make in the 70s.

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=4326818163&category=29514

Sarah, D&R lover - http://saranne03.blogspot.com

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Re: Less a Whale, and More...
[info]spacuna
2005-01-20 08:36 am UTC (link)
Sarah. You have correctly identified the inspiration, although I didn't recognize it since it wasn't made of hemp.

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[info]mrneo
2005-01-19 07:35 pm UTC (link)
that is tacky

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[info]fixinthemix
2005-01-19 09:31 pm UTC (link)
Idano Derek. If that guy was in a club, wearing THAT shirt, my Red Rocket might go on Nuclear Standby....

:-P

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[info]spacuna
2005-01-19 09:51 pm UTC (link)
OKay, so you like the Calista Flockhart types.

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[info]fixinthemix
2005-01-20 12:16 am UTC (link)
Ok, this may be violating a gay social ordinance, but who is that?? LOL

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[info]spacuna
2005-01-20 12:28 am UTC (link)
Ally McBeal. Super skinny girlfriend of Harrison Ford

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[info]fixinthemix
2005-01-20 12:38 am UTC (link)
That boy isn't super skinny. He's just a small frame. One that I'd like to jump onto!

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[info]spacuna
2005-01-20 08:34 am UTC (link)
You can have him! Bleech

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[info]fixinthemix
2005-01-20 08:31 pm UTC (link)
RAAAWWRR!!

Did you ever look up the Semenex that I was talking about??

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[info]theblackdog2071
2005-01-20 01:06 am UTC (link)
*laughs*

Looks like that "shirt" is missing a few yards of cloth.

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[info]tomalhe
2005-01-20 05:25 am UTC (link)
punchline #1 : the cats in the cradle and the silver spoon.
punchline #2 : mom guess what the scoutmaster gave me my merit badge in this week?
punchline #3 : it seems sony has really cut the budget on spiderman 3

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