I Am Spacuna

Fame Is Flattering!

You think being Z-level famous is fun, huh? Check out this exchange I had with a reporter earlier today who was interviewing me for an article he was writing about my show on OutQ:

Interviewer: Ready for the interview?
Derek: Yes, go ahead.
Interviewer: How old are you?
Derek: Come on! This is the first question?
Interviewer: If you want, I can interview Michelangelo Signorile instead…
Derek: I am 35. Next question.

All in a day's work... unfortunately! And I told the truth. Why can I never lie to a reporter? To everyone else, yes, but never to the press. This will be my undoing.

On the upside, I spent an hour during the show canoodling with shirtless Bel Ami models. So, I suppose as jobs go, there are more humiliating occupations. <sigh>

(L to R) Tommy Hansen, the naughty one, Derek Hartley, the fat one, and Yves Carradine, the attentive one

Current Mood: okay
Current Music: Standard Time - Sirius 75

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